Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I'll start off with my superb memory and multi-tasking skills.
I did not forget about a slice of pizza that I had microwaved 2 hours earlier because I thought I had already eaten it.
I never forget where I'm going! Because if I did miss a turn or go the wrong direction, it would make my whole schedule out of whack and possibly make my children late for their appointments.
I did not leave a basket of clean clothes unfolded for 2 days to get all wrinkled. If I did that, I would probably want to throw them back in the dryer to fluff them up, which would be simple enough. But I can't imagine then, accidentally throwing them back in the washer with soap because I was totally on auto-pilot and wasn't thinking straight. What a waste of water! soap! and time!
Now, how about those celebrity moms. Aren't they ridiculous? I would never pay hundreds of dollars to get lip collagen injections just so my mouth would look fuller and more pretty...
GOTCHA'!! I really truly did not get lip injections! Last night, my 14 year old was running through the house right as I was walking the opposite direction. You guessed it, Wham! My face slammed right into his shoulder and back I fell. Instant plump lips! I can't wait to go show it off.
Have a great week!!
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Thankfully my micowave keeps beeping until I open the door. It even says on the screen "Your Food is Ready". I often forget I have my coffee in there reheating. I'm so forgetful.
Blessings
Oh no!!! I hope your lip heals soon! LOL.. or maybe you like it that way? :)
Too funny about the lips. You gotta watch out for those racing 14 year olds. I have so done the microwave thing...but don't discover it until the next time i need that microwave. pitiful huh?
Wow that must have really hurt! I hope it feels better soon or at least doesnt cause you too much pain.
Oh yeah and the goofing comment, just what my wife says. her exact words when I told her i made an eagle were this....
Well if you felt good enough to play golf AND you made an eagle then your feeling good enough tom finsish the bathroom remodel. I have had the flu remember? Anyway, that is exactly the way she has always seen my passion of golf. A reason for her to have to have the kids all to herself with no help, and a way for me to goof off. If she only understood how therapeutic it is.
Love and Prayers that one day you follow my blog! JK
Tim
You forgetting about the pizza in the microwave simply makes me smile. And it also makes me a bit jealous. I've never been one to forget about food or accidentally skip a meal. I'd probably be a lot skinnier if I did, though!
Ouch! Sorry about your lip...that had to hurt! I'm glad you didn't get a tooth knocked out in the process.
Don'tcha just love laundry? I have a perpetual pile in my laundry room!
Have a great week!
My son just busted his lip 2 hours ago! He just has really full lips now...I'm kinda jealous. :)
Great Not Me's! Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yours is too cute!
According to Mom, the pile of laundry we have is "perpetual." I beg to differ. It's more like "extraordinarily mediocre." And that is NOT a contradiction. lol thanks for following my blog
Didn't something happen to your lip with Baby a while back? Something about a game under the covers...if I recall? Man, your lips are a target!!! Much like my butt sticks straight out into a room LOL....
Glad that you are OK..would have been a bad Collagen implant!! LOLLOLOLO
On my goodness Leah! I can always count on you! But I am so glad that you are OK and have a sense of humor about it! Hope to see you Tuesday!
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