Monday, November 24, 2008

Just To Draw Traffic To My Site


Not Me!
I would never buy my son a pack of trading cards to bribe him into going to the mall with me so I wouldn't have to go alone.

I would never guilt my children into spending time with their mom because I may not be around for much longer.

I would never give my children a tearful long talk to convince them to remember to feed their bird or clean the kitty litter.

I would never threaten my children with standing in the corner for leaving their dirty socks on the couch or a tootsie roll wrapper on the floor. (Can you picture a 16 year old standing in the corner? It cracks me up!)

And like MckMama said, I would never write one of these Not Me Monday Posts just to draw traffic to my site!

7 comments:

Ali said...

I love that you would never guilt your children into spending time with you bc you might not be around much longer - I'm DEFINITELY not going to use that one someday ;-)

Dee said...

LOL!! Bribes DO work! ;-)

Keyona said...

Oh, best believe standing in the corner would teach that teenager! :o)

He And Me + 3 said...

Love the corner one. Maybe I should try that one. lOL Fun list.

Ashley Griffin said...

i never ever bribe my kids with anything!! and i would have to laugh if i saw your teenager standing in the corner!!

Cathy said...

Thanks for visiting me today! I hope you will come back. I loved your "Not Me's"....especially the not guilting or bribing your children to get them to do what you want...I would NEVER do that either!!

MoodyMama said...

Yikes! I'd never bribe my kids....
Going to send my MIL to your skin cancer blog...she slathers on the baby oil and bakes!